Pineapple Expressly Awesome

It bothers me that the pineapple has to suffer through being referenced with two unrelated less glamourous things.  What is less glamourous than a pine cone and what is more ordinary than an apple?  A pineapple needs a name like Eukadell or Alathedy.  It shouldn't be named after anything; but give its names to other items.

i had two recently that were delicious.  And I felt clean inside after eating them.