There was a thunderstorm.

 And I left my phone at work. This was the first time I've been without my phone accidentally for longer than 10 minutes.



I haven't had it long, but already it has affected me and the way I go by my life. It was the day before a come-to-jesus talk with my boss, and the day of a come-to-jesus talk with her boss.

And it was the day the carpet got cleaned. How interesting that the text-to-speech understands come to Jesus as a hyphen word.