White Christmas

I never thought it would happen, but it must be a harbinger of the apocalypse.  I just heard White Christmas for the first time this year and Bing Crosby was singing too slowly. My brain has changed.  It must be the cell phone. It's changed me more than I realized. But then, Karen Carpenter was sending too slowly too, and it wasn't just "I wish I were" and logs on the fire that did not fill me with desire, so perhaps it's my current mood.so when Paul McCartney sings out of tune Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time, there you go.