in the continuing saga

Of people thinking I'm official or whatever, somebody wants to use the restroom, and she finds the door to be locked. So another customer says that you have to go up front and ask for them to open the door. So since I'm sitting near the front she asked me. Hello, go up front, like the counter where you order food from. I guess I just look official. I hate it when people try to get their kids to behave around me. It's like, no, I want your kids to be skipping and to be singing or whatever: not walking in a straight line and daring to be further than three steps away from you.