The Best Shirt Ever

This guy comes into work today and he's wearing a shirt that made me look twice.  It's one of those shirts cut like a Hawaiian shirt, with a color and short sleeve button down and it's probably going to be worn un-tucked.  But it didn't have flowers on it.  It was a very dark color and it had a stripper dancing on a pole.  It wasn't a cute print, but a big tall stripper on a pole, taking up the front of his shirt.  This guy was sixty and his wife was with him and I couldn't help wondering if she bought it for him or what.